I'm a little freaked out by the fact that I'm becoming my father. I find myself saying things like, 'Turn off the lights, I'm not paying to light the whole neighborhood!'
Comedian, social critic
Stand-up special, 'Life Is Worth Losing'
2006
Found in 1 providers: grok
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"The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out."
Shocking"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood. Especially if it's me!"
Shocking"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders."
Strange & Unusual"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that."
Strange & Unusual"I'm not a shrink. I'm just a guy who likes to listen."
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