"I don't believe in luck. I believe in preparation. I believe in seizing opportunities. I believe in making your own luck."

"I'm not a god. I'm just a guy who's trying to make a difference."

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is a…"

"On Election Day, I stay home. Two reasons: first of all, voting is meaningless; this country was bought and paid for a long time ago. That empty shit they shuffle around and repackage every four years…"

"I'm not a preacher. I'm just a guy who likes to tell people what to do."