"I like it when a building burns down. I like to see the fire. I like to see the smoke. I like to see the destruction. I like to see the chaos."

"I'm not a fan of anything that requires me to wear pants."

"I'm not a pessimist. I'm a realist. I just happen to believe that reality is a dark, depressing, and ultimately meaningless place."

"I don’t like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions."

"I'm not a fan of modern books. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to be profound, but they're just writing about themselves."