"If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything."

"I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it."

"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours."

"I'm not a genius. I'm just a guy who's smart enough to know what he doesn't know."

"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood. Especially if it's me!"