"We, Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico, do hereby decree that a new constitution be formed, one that is more just and equitable for all citizens."

"It is our Imperial wish that a monument be erected to our memory, and that it be a true representation of our Imperial self."

"It is our Imperial pleasure that all citizens be treated equally under the law, regardless of race or creed."

"We do hereby declare that the United States is in a state of civil war, and we are the only one who can bring peace."

"We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to establish a meteorological station, under our Imperial patronage, for the prediction of weather."