"I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name."

"Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink."

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."

"I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious."

"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir... mighty scarce."