"Only Napoleon did more than I have done. But I am definitely taller."

"I am a good person. I have a good heart."

"I never understood where the satisfaction is when you're missing the pleasure of conquest."

"We would need as many soldiers as beautiful women and I don't think that would be possible, because our women are so beautiful."

"When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30% of women said, 'Yes', while the other 70% replied, 'What, again?'"