"The 'space junk' argument is a cover-up for why we can't send real rockets into 'space'."

"The sun's light is not illuminating the entire Earth at once; it's a localized spotlight."

"Once you see the truth of Flat Earth, you can't unsee it."

"Astronauts are actors. They are paid to lie to us."

"The 'magnets' on satellites are just for show. They don't actually do anything in space because there is no space."