"The characteristic feature of the loser is to bemoan, in general terms, mankind's flaws, biases, contradictions, and irrationality – without exploiting them for fun and profit."

"Some people are only funny when they try to be serious."

"Bureaucracy is a tax on the intelligent."

"Never trust a man who wears a tie."

"You will never convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising him limitless bananas after death in monkey heaven."