"I like Mondays more than I like lazy Sundays. I live for this sh*t."

"The most reliable way to tell if someone is stupid is if they're an academic who's successful in their field."

"Beware of economists. They are like doctors who treat the symptoms, not the disease."

"Karl Marx, a visionary, figured out that you can control a slave much better by convincing him he is an employee."

"Journalists are the lowest form of intellectual life."