"No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session."

"Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to."

"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do."

"I wish to make a doctrine that I shall call the Law of Periodical Repetition. It will be this: The human race is a repetition, a repetition, a repetition."

"Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."