"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."

"The greatest country in the world, and we're letting it go to the dogs."

"The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter—'tis the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning."

"The test of any good fiction is that you should care something for the characters; the good to succeed, the bad to fail. The trouble with most fiction is that you want them all to land in hell togethe…"

"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."