"What a world of trouble those who never marry escape!"

"I am an atheist. I don't believe in God. I believe in a God who is not God."

"I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55."

"The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things that aren't so."

"Man is a creature of circumstances, but circumstances are creatures of men."