"The road to hell is paved with adverbs."

"I saw something even more beautiful than a sense of humor: an appreciation for life's essential absurdity."

"I'm baaaack! Did you miss me?"

"Stephen King's Rules for Writers: 1. Read a lot. 2. Write a lot."

"I think that we're all mentally ill; those of us outside the asylums only hide it a little better--and maybe not all that much better, after all."