"I have been told that Wagner's music is better than it sounds."

"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug."

"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old."

"It's a classic… something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read."

"Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to."