"We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones."

"Why did Donald J. Trump cross the road? To see Haitians eating pets on the other side."

"I think that we're all mentally ill; those of us outside the asylums only hide it a little better--and maybe not all that much better, after all."

"The world is full of other people’s ideas. Don’t get stuck in them."

"His loyalty had never FLAGGED."