"Must you write complete sentences each time, every time? Perish the thought."

"I was going to have a gravestone that said not in my lifetime. Right, but uh somebody sent me a t-shirt at the end of last year that said 'Now I can die in peace.' That's very nice, I thought was real…"

"The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool."

"The lady's face had all the charm of a snow shovel."

"The mind can be a dark and scary place, but it can also be a beautiful and wondrous one."