"Political correctness cripples discourse, creates ugly language and is generally stupid."

"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

"People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point."

"The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept."

"The government is lying to you. They always have been. They always will be. And you're still falling for it."