"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood. Especially if it's me!"

"A lot of people say, 'Well, I'm not into politics.' Well, politics is into you."

"I'm a little freaked out by the fact that I'm becoming my father. I find myself saying things like, 'Turn off the lights, I'm not paying to light the whole neighborhood!'"

"I don't vote. On Election Day, I stay home. I firmly believe that if you vote, you have no right to complain. Now, some people like to twist that around and say, 'If you don't vote, you have no right …"

"I'm not a terrorist. I just want to blow things up."