"Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by tying biscuits all over your body."

"I have a lot of problems with 'the system.' But you know what I do when I encounter a system I can't handle? I don't try to change it. I don't complain about it. I just find a way to get around it."

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"Sooner or later the people in this country are going to realize: the government does not give a fuck about them. The government doesn't care about you, or your children, or your rights, or your welfar…"

"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."