"I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' optimistic."

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job …"

"The status quo sucks."

"I think I've found the one thing in life that I'm really good at, and that's being a loudmouth."

"I'm not a fan of modern books. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to be profound, but they're just writing about themselves."