"I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."

"The government is lying to you. They always have been. They always will be. And you're still falling for it."

"I'm a little freaked out by the number of people who don't seem to notice the difference between 'you're' and 'your.' It's like, there's a huge difference, people!"

"I'm not a god. I just play one on TV."

"I don't believe in fate. I believe in choice. I believe in making your own choices, and living with the consequences."