I don't believe in fate. I believe in choice. I believe in making your own choices, and living with the consequences.
Comedian, social critic
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"I'm not a god. I just play one on TV."
Controversial"I have a lot of problems with 'the system.' But you know what I do when I encounter a system I can't handle? I don't try to change it. I don't complain about it. I just find a way to get around it."
Controversial"I don’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones."
Strange & Unusual"I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it."
Strange & Unusual"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
Strange & Unusual