"I have a lot of problems with 'the system.' But you know what I do when I encounter a system I can't handle? I don't try to change it. I don't complain about it. I just find a way to get around it."

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

"I'm not a psychopath. I just enjoy manipulating people."

"If you scratch a religious person, you'll find a superstitious person."

"I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' optimistic."