I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' optimistic.
Comedian, social critic
Stand-up special, 'Life Is Worth Losing'
2006
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"When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front-row seat."
Strange & Unusual"I don't believe in miracles. I believe in science. I believe in facts. I believe in things you can see, and touch, and feel."
Controversial"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is a…"
Shocking"I don't believe in fate. I believe in choice. I believe in making your own choices, and living with the consequences."
Controversial"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
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