"The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out."

"I'm not a revolutionary. I just want to burn everything down."

"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."

"I'm not a fan of modern books. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to be profound, but they're just writing about themselves."

"I'm not a messiah. I'm just a guy who's trying to save the world."