"I'm a comedian. My job is to make people laugh. And if I can make 'em think, too, that's a bonus."

"I love women. I just don't understand 'em."

"It starts out as a way to entertain yourself. And then the drugs take you over, the drugs live your life."

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug. It makes you feel like a new man. And the first thing that new man wants is another line of cocaine."

"Everyone Carries Around His Own Monsters."