"I'm not a god. I just play one on TV."

"My mama used to whip me so bad, I wished I'd never been born. And if I had a choice, I'd take death."

"The only time you hear the word 'nigger' is when a black man says it to another black man. That's the only time you hear it. White folks don't even say it no more. They say 'you people.'"

"I'm not a sociopath. I just don't care about other people's feelings."

"I think the best way to deal with racism is to laugh at it. Because it's so ridiculous."