"“Comedy is supposed to be dangerous. It's supposed to push boundaries.”"

"They got a character on there named Oscar, they treat this guy like shit the entire show. They judge him right in his face, 'Oscar, you are so mean! Isn't he kids?' 'Yeah, Oscar! You're a grouch!' It'…"

"I'm not perfect. I'm just me."

"Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He…"

"“I'm not going to let anyone tell me what's funny and what's not funny.”"