"I am a walking, talking, singing, ukulele-playing anachronism."

"God bless us all, every one."

"I'm a child at heart. I never want to grow up."

"Believe it or not, I'd love to go to the moon."

"Tiny Tim proudly wore his long hair messed up, and during the twenty-five years Mr. Plym knew him, he never once picked up a comb."