Every Turkmen must be able to read the Ruhnama at least three times. Those who read it three times will go straight to heaven.
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"I have ordered that all the birds in the capital be captured and released in the desert. They are too noisy."
Humorous"I have ordered that all dogs in the capital be collected and sent to the countryside. They are too noisy."
Humorous"I have ordered the construction of a new cultural center, to preserve our rich heritage."
Controversial"I have ordered that golden statues of myself be erected in every city. It is a symbol of our prosperity."
Humorous"I have ordered that all the libraries in the country be closed, because nobody reads books anyway. Only the Ruhnama is needed."
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