"I have banned the use of gold teeth. Only natural teeth are allowed."

"I have decided that all the universities in the country, except for the capital, should be closed. Students should come to Ashgabat for education."

"I have ordered that all the internet cafes in the country be closed. The internet is not good for our people."

"I have ordered the construction of a new sports complex, to promote healthy living."

"I have ordered that all the trees in the country be painted white. It is for cleanliness."