"I have ordered the construction of a new mosque, the largest in Central Asia, in my hometown."

"I have made it compulsory for all citizens to praise me at least once a day. It is for national unity."

"I have renamed the days of the week and months of the year after my family members and the Ruhnama."

"I am a spiritual leader, not just a president."

"I have ordered that all the fish in the Caspian Sea be caught and distributed to the people. It is for their nutrition."