"Antarctica is not a continent; it's an ice wall surrounding the entire flat Earth, preventing us from falling off."

"The 'curvature of the Earth' is only visible if you are high enough, and no one has ever been high enough to see it without a fish-eye lens."

"All the evidence for a spinning globe is circumstantial or easily debunked."

"The 'Big Bang' theory is designed to explain a universe without a creator."

"They teach you the globe in school to dumb you down and make you accept authority."