"If the Earth is spinning at 1,000 miles per hour, why can't I jump up and land in a different spot?"

"The sun's rays appear parallel, which is only possible on a flat plane with a local sun."

"I'm not saying I know for sure, but I've never seen a curve, and I've been to the ocean."

"The Coriolis effect is a myth, designed to explain away inconsistencies in the ball model."

"No curvature has ever been measured. If the Earth were a ball, we'd see it."