"It's a good thing I don't have to run for President again. I'm too old for that nonsense."

"Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here."

"It is a fact that Jews are peculiar people, and they are always sticking their noses in other people's business."

"I never enjoyed being President. It was a terrible burden."

"The greatest honor that can be paid me is that I have been able to keep my integrity."