"Life is a wheel. Sooner or later, it always comes around to where you started again."

"It was the most important thing I'd ever done, and I had no idea what I was doing."

"It's a good idea to remember that whenever you are at any point in time, you are at a point in time, and you're not at the end of time."

"My newest horror story: Once upon a time there was a man named Donald Trump, and he ran for president. Some people wanted him to win."

"In 11/22/63 when Jake asks something like, 'Well, what happens if I end up killing my grandfather?' And there's a pause and Al replies: 'Well, why the fuck would you do that?'"