"I'm a saloon singer. I sing in saloons. I don't sing in churches."

"Regrets, I've had a few; But then again, too few to mention."

"I've been on a calendar, but never on time."

"I'm a survivor. I've been through a lot, and I'm still here."

"Take a lot of photographs. Not only because you'll want to remember everything, but because you'll want to see how much you've changed."