"A man doesn't know what he has until he loses it. And then he still doesn't know what he has lost."

"I've been in more bars than a pimp."

"I'm supposed to be a tough guy, but I'm not. I'm a pushover for a pretty face."

"I'm a saloon singer. I sing in saloons. I don't sing in churches."

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."