"I don't think I've ever had a conversation with a girl that lasted for longer than 15 minutes that didn't somehow devolve into us talking about guys."

"I used to be very, very shy. I was so shy that I couldn't even order my own food at a restaurant."

"When this album comes out, gossip blogs will scour the lyrics for the men they can attribute to each song, as if the inspiration for music is as simple and basic as a paternity test."

"I have a weird thing where I always have to make my bed before I leave the house."

"I suffer from girlnextdooritis where the guy is friends with you and that's it."