"I have a love-hate relationship with cocaine. I love the way it smells, but I hate the way it tastes."

"Genie, you're free! You're free to go! But you're still blue. And you still have a rather large nose."

"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."

"You're only given a little spark of madness. If you lose that, you're nothing."

"It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't."