"I think the world is a crazy place, and I'm just trying to make sense of it."

"I'm an American. I come from a country where we have the right to remain silent... we just don't have the ability."

"I think the only way to deal with depression is to make fun of it."

"The only disability in life is a bad attitude."

"You're only as good as your last joke. And sometimes, your last joke is a really bad one."