I'm a modern man. I've got a cell phone, a laptop, and I'm still trying to figure out how to work the damn remote control.
Comedian, social critic
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"I'm not a role model. I'm just a guy who tries to make people laugh."
Controversial"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."
Strange & Unusual"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"
Humorous"I don’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones."
Strange & Unusual"I'm not a comedian. I'm a social critic. I'm a philosopher. I'm a poet. I'm a writer. I'm a performer. I'm an artist. I'm a human being. I'm a man. I'm a man of constant sorrow, and I'm a man of const…"
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