"If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?"

"Don't just teach your children to read. Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything."

"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

"Most people are not religious, they just want something that makes them feel good."

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is a…"