"I'm not a very good lawyer. I always end up in jail."

"The most unbelievable thing about my behaviour is that I was convinced it was entirely f**king normal."

"I've got a lot of regrets. But I wouldn't change anything, because it made me who I am."

"Every day I try to learn something new. If I didn't, I might as well be dead."

"I don't remember the '70s. I was too drunk."