"Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day."

"People who are in favor of the death penalty, I don't know why they're so upset about people getting out of jail. It's like, let's kill 'em all! Get 'em out of here! Then we'll have more room for the …"

"I'm not a conspiracy theorist, I'm a conspiracy analyst. Everything I say is based on facts."

"I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm just saying I'm better than you at being me."

"Murder. The fifth commandment. But if you think about it...if you think about it, religion has never really had a problem with murder. Not really. No, more people have been killed in the name of God t…"