"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Republican. But I repeat myself."

"I don't give a damn about the Pope. He's just a man."

"It's a good thing I don't have to run for President again. I'm too old for that nonsense."

"I've never been one to hold a grudge. I just get even."

"I don't think I'll ever be a great man. But I'll do my best."