Kurt Cobain

I'm not a very good person to be friends with.

I'm not a very good person to be in a relationship with.

I'm a product of a spoiled, materialistic, success-driven environment, but I have no capacity to live up to those expectations.

I like to be constipated. When you're on tour, you don't get to shit that often, and when you finally do, it's a spiritual experience.

I'm a walking, talking contradiction. I'm a sensitive, artistic person who also wants to smash things.

I have a weird feeling that I'm going to get assassinated.

I'm not into sports. I'm into destruction.

I'm a lazy bastard, and I have no work ethic.

I'm not a feminist, but I think women are better than men.

I have a very low attention span. I get bored easily.

I don’t care if you’re a girl, a boy, a transsexual, or a fucking goat. If you’re an asshole, I’ll treat you like an asshole.

I like to be constipated. It’s a good feeling.

I’m a lazy fuck. I don’t have any discipline.

I’m too sensitive. I get my feelings hurt way too easily.

I don’t even brush my teeth. I hate toothpaste.

I’m not a feminist, but I’m not a sexist either.

I’m not gonna live to be old. I fucking know it.