"The human being is a machine. An automatic machine. It does not reason. It merely acts upon the impulse of the moment."

"Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."

"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."

"What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it."

"The lack of money is the root of all evil."