"I like a good story, but I like a true story better."

"I am a person who has always been very much in favor of the truth, and I have always been very much against falsehood."

"All good things arrive unto them that wait and don't die in the meantime."

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself."